Funny Star Wars Dark Side Card


"I Love You More Than Emperor Palpatine Loves the Dark Side."

Funny Card for Men. This is an original design parody. Great for Birthdays, Anniversary or just because.


Folded Card is printed on recycled paper, comes with envelope. Blank on the inside.
Size: 4.25 in x 5.5 (10.80 cm x 13.97)


USA: Cards within the US with Delivery Confirmation and tracking within 1-3 business days. (USPS increased shipping rates Jan 2014).

INTERNATIONAL SHOPPERS: I will mail this item as a International First Class Letter, this does not provide delivery confirmation and take anywhere from 7-21 days to arrive.



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Shipping from United States

Items ship usually within 3 business days, custom orders usually ship within 2-4 days depending on the size of the custom order. I ship US Mail First Class, shipping time for them is about 2-5 days, during busy times of the year it can take longer.

International Orders: Ship US First Class postage. Shipping times can take anywhere from 5-21 business days, sometimes as long a 28 business days.

Items will be marked as "merchandise" so you may be charge certain "duties" on your package.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

I will work with you on making sure you are satisfied with your purchase. Custom orders are non-refundable, but I will make sure we get your order right-- Valid email addresses and willingness to communicate your desires will help to ensure we get your order right!

Babies and Toddlers can grow fast, so when it doubt size up.

For adult clothing, especially in the women's styles I suggest sizing up as well. Shirts are made to be form fitting.

Returns are processed by a case by case basis, return shipping is paid by customer, refunds are for the purchase price only.


(***general guide*** when in doubt size up)

Baby Sizes (Bodysuits)
3-6 months..........10-15 lbs.................18-24 inches
6-12 months........16-20 lbs.................25-28 inches
12-18 months......21-27 lbs.................29-31 inches

Toddler/ Youth Sizes
2T..........30-33 lbs......32-36 inches
3T..........33-36 lbs......36-39 inches
4T..........36-40 lbs......36-42 inches
6T..........40-45 lbs......40-43 inches
8T..........49-52 lbs......48-50 inches

Women's Size Chart
SM- size 0-2
MD- size 4-6
LG- size 8-10
XL- size 12-14
2XL- size 16-18

Unisex/ Men Crew Neck - Shirts
SM-- chest size 36" (91 cm)
MD-- chest size 40" (101 cm)
LG-- chest size 44" (111 cm)
XL-- chest size XL- 48" (122 cm)

Reviews (9)


I know nothing about Star Wars but my husband is a HUGE fan so I bought this card for him for our anniversary, he has it up on a shelf in our bedroom and every so often he brings up how much he likes it! :)

Loved this, so cute! thanks :)

Great customer service, very sweet!!

It's cute. I'm not a Star Wars fan but my babe is and he always complains that I don't like Star Wars, so I got him this and he loved it. Our little insider :P

Cute card, unique - not sure it's the absolute utmost in terms of quality but it's more than suitable for my purposes.

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